Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Why do Mexicans take Xanax? Because they’re Hispanic attacks
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but ... we're still working on it.
Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
