Worst Jokes Ever
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.