Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
scooter McFly
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? With a taste test
Why do Mexicans take Xanax? Because they’re Hispanic attacks
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I’m breaking up with you bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
What do you call a really fat psychic 4chin Teller