I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
scooter McFly
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did