Worst Jokes Ever
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"