Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
How does Shadow the Hedgehog make fruit punch?
He punches Sonic in the face for being fruity, knocking him unconscious!
Why did Bill throw up?
He ate too many Big City Greens.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...