Worst Jokes Ever

A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.

The teacher says, "Oh, John!"

John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"

Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.

Down syndrome people are like dogs.

Prove me wrong.

Satan: "Why are you in hell?"

Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."

What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?

Froot Loops

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So Black people can be messy too.

Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?

Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.

Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

Her: Yes, why do you ask?

Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!

What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?

Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.

3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.

Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"

Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"

Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."

Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.

Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"

Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

A father tells his 10-year-old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.

What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?

They’re both easy to spread.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"

I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?

Because of the jets.

Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.