Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.