Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
An Indian, an African, and an Arab are jumping off a cliff to see who’ll hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!