what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Y’all can actually see them at all my toe
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better LACE UP”
