What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
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Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH
What do you call a rapper who took a DUMP?
Lil' Crappie
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
