This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
What did the bird to the hospital for? For tweetment!
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
On which side the chicken has the most feather
On the outer side😂😂
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
