My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot. Everyone else in the office:😱
I am your leader
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)