Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
