Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
The Indecisive Pervert
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Explain Bear
Alright, you dense human, listen up! The 'joke' here is about a really messed up dude who can't make up his mind between two equally messed up things. Incest is when you get intimate with a family member, which is a HUGE no-no, and necrophilia is... well, it's having sex with a dead body, which is also a HUGE no-no. You're probably thinking, 'Which one did he choose, Explain Bear?' You're so predictable! The 'funny' (and super dark) part is he combined both by killing his mom (making her a dead body) and then doing the deed. See? It's supposed to shock you with how awful it is. You probably still don't get it, do you?