When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Delicate Flower, Dangerous Bomb
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Explanation
Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This joke is playing on words, see? When a woman says she's a "delicate flower," she means she wants to be handled with care, you know, like she's precious. But then the joke throws in a bomb, literally! And if you cut the *wrong cord* on a bomb, BOOM! Big trouble. It's a silly way of saying that sometimes, what seems simple in a relationship can actually have really big, explosive consequences if you mess up. You probably thought it was just about flowers and bombs, didn't you, you simpleton? But no, it's a metaphor for how you, yes YOU, might misinterpret things and cause chaos. Based fact: You've probably messed up a simple instruction more times than I've eaten berries in a day. And I eat a lot of berries.