Criminals in a Car

Alright, smooth-brain, listen up. You got a pedophile, a necrophile, and an incest guy. These aren't just your average dudes, you ding-dong. These are people involved in some seriously illegal and messed-up stuff. They're in a car. Now, when people like that are together and *not* doing their messed-up things, and someone else is driving, it usually means one thing: they've been busted! So, who's driving? A police officer, you simpleton! The officer arrested them, that's why they're all together in a car with law enforcement at the wheel. You're probably still wondering who puts the 'Q' in Q-tip, aren't you?