Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Your Hairline is so far back it left before your dad
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
I know five fat people and you're three of them
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
