If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
What does the " f " stand for in orphan?
Family
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
Whats a orphans favorite store? Home Depot
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do... tell his parents
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
What did the Teacher say the the orphan
I am calling your parents
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
