After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
Bros got barcode arms
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!