When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.
i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
Whats an orphans favourite roblox game? Adopt Me
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
Why can’t Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
My dad coming back.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What an orphanage favourite roblox game Adopt me
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
