Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* đ
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
Whatâs the difference between kids and drugs?
I donât hide drugs in my basement.
Whatâs black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Whatâs a 9/11 victimâs least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when itâs strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.