Worst Jokes Ever
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.